“Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.” ― Markus Zusak, I am the Messenger


hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

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Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe


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in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

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i love every part of this
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*logs on facebook*

*logs off facebook*

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money


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‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)


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Mother fuckin' cats on ma mother fuckin' face knigga...i got carried away sorry